My daily dose of sucrose
What you see before you ladies and gentlemen is my third helping of candy-drenched ice cream. As I'm sure you can tell, the most excellent part was the strawberry-carmel-marshmellow combo.
It is likely that I will need a nap soon.
posted by Michael @ 11:38 AM
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Oh. My. God.
My blood sugar just rose 8x (for every period above), and that is simply from looking at that picture.
Seriously though, that "treat" wasn't mine. It was some kid's -- you caught me... I made the whole thing up. At least the bit about me eating anything that looked like a pile of death.
That was supposed to be a meat joke.
Anyway, after the ice cream was eaten I was talking with the kid who actually did have that which was pictured as part of his balanced diet -- he reported to me that he was from Romania. Naturally I grilled him (at length). Turns out he wasn't from Romania but his mother was. Seems that she arrived here just shortly (and conveniently) before he was born (1999). Best quote from that conversation: "when my mom got here, my dad didn't understand ANYTHING that she said."
Kids say the darndest things.
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