Twin Falls, ID

I used to know this one guy named Jason -- dude had serious problems in high school with both the teachers and with putting too much product in his blonde mop. His dad used to own the Raxx restaurant on 11th in front of Fred Meyer (now a McDonalds). Anyway, I ran into him in a parking lot shared by an Applebee's and a Target in Twin Falls, Idaho.

Since graduating (way back in the mid 90's) he became a Mormon and moved to Idaho to complete his missionary work. He settled down in Twin Falls after he married the daughter of a car dealership baron. Now he's got 6 kids (2 boys and 4 girls) and is "second in command" of a huge chain of dealerships in the 12 western-most states.

I walked with him back to his beastly vehicle and noticed his odd license plate (pictured). When I asked him about it, he just replied, "Yeah, that's what they call me." No further explanation given.