Laying with a gibbon

On this, the first night of my new employment, we're laying on the living room floor watching some PBS and trying to hack into my own WaMu bank account. Today was good -- everyone was nice to me and I had a free V8 from the break room. I can only imagine how great tomorrow is going to be.

Even though it was impossibly far in the distant past, last night we watched the first three episodes of the 3rd season of The Office. The first episode, "Gay Witch Hunt", made me so uncomfortable I snorted several times. Also... there was a sequence where Michael gives Dwight M&Ms that delighted me.

Finally, snips and snails and puppy-dog tails, that's what little boys are made of.